I think everybody deserves to own a hat like this. At first I thought I looked terrible in hats, but after a few friends told me otherwise, I looked in the mirror and reconsidered. Hey, who cares if I look bad in them? I'll wear them if I want to!
And I want to.
(And you'll have to excuse my messy hair.)
What's better than lilacs? Than a vintage Coke bottle?
...Lilacs in a vintage Coke bottle?
And there you have it.